she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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