conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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