The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I had to cum in my sink.
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