We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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