Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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