real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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