WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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