The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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