I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
meet me or not, i'm out of control
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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