Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Randomize
