Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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