Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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