Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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