Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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