And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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