Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
oh god the rape fog is back!
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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