Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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