Non-Jews are for practice
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
We just shotgunned beers for America
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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