So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I believe in your delicious
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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