This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
did you just send me my own nude
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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