I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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