You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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