Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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