Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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