she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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