**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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