hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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