ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize