Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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