the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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