Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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