are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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