Soap is not a condiment
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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