no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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