Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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