What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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