This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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