My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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