If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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