Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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