But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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