I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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