Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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