How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
last night I used snow as a chaser
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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