OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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