What did we do last night that was yellow?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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