Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(757): View more from Virginia

I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.

(734): View more from Michigan

I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.

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(818): View more from California

She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots

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(979): View more from Texas

I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.

(415): View more from California

No.

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(240): View more from Maryland

She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU

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(917): View more from New York City

Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.

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