remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
