Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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