We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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