Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
We're facebook friends in real life
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Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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