I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
