Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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