I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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