She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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