HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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