You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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